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If Smoking Is So Bad, Why Does It Cure Salmon? Funny Otter Tank Top

$17

Color: White

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A hilarious wildlife-inspired parody design featuring a smug otter floating in the water with a cigarette and a ridiculous piece of logic: "If smoking is so bad, why does it cure salmon?" Perfect for fans of absurd humor, otter memes, animal jokes, fishing humor, and internet-style sarcasm. Great gift for outdoors lovers, anglers, and anyone who appreciates darkly funny, intentionally nonsensical comedy.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

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